Doctors say looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health

[Alastair]

Saw this article in the Daily Record of 11th April 2013...

STARING at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved.

A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.

"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing.

The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.

The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.
Dr Weatherby explained: "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

"There's no question - gazing at large breasts makes men healthier."

She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized D-cup or larger.

[dmf]

Re: Doctors say looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health

I just cannot understand this. So, looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for you........not if the wife catches you it's not.


dmf

[Alastair]

Re: Doctors say looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health

I don't think they considered that in their research <grin>

Mind it was a woman who headed up this research!

Alastair

[Euan]

Re: Doctors say looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health

Donald..there is a skill in everything a man does, but it takes special skills to ogle a woman's charms and not get caught...I know this, I'm an expert. I expect I'll have a very long life....

[Diane]

Re: Doctors say looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health

Hey,
So do these "busty bosoms" have to be real or not to help the poor males stay healthy? And will it help as much if the male can't find a size D women to look at that day and he looks at a bunch of, oh lets say, size A bosoms?

[FriedaKateM]

Re: Doctors say looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health

All I can add to this subject.......is that I get absolutely NADA out of looking at women's breasts!!! And I am extremely healthy for my age!!! HA! All of us women on this site should OBJECT....BIG TIME!!!!

Sincerely,
Joan

[miolchu]

Re: Doctors say looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health

All I can add to this subject.......is that I get absolutely NADA out of looking at women's breasts!!! And I am extremely healthy for my age!!! HA! All of us women on this site should OBJECT....BIG TIME!!!!

Sincerely,
Joan

While the subject could have been presented by the researchers with more delicacy, it may be pertinent that culture evolves faster than biology which is hobbled by punctuated equilibrium according to some. As far as size is concerned, well, I will keep my thoughts to myself (the last part was added because the forum fairies deemed the post too short).

[Alastair]

Re: Doctors say looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health

Before I posted this I did tell a 72 year old woman about it and she just about fell down laughing and so I figured it was safe to post <grin>

Alastair

[dmf]

Re: Doctors say looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health

Euan .....I agree that ogling without getting caught is a skill but the giveaway is wearing reflective sunglasses indoors.

PS: You will not live a long life if your wife sees the last part of your post!!:laugh2:


dmf

[Lizzie]

Re: Doctors say looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health

Goodness gracious! Our Alistair seems to have a preoccupation with articles on boobs and dogs called Booby!