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    What better way to start this forum off than with a blonde joke...

    A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"

    Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."

    So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

    The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
    Euan..

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    Euan, that is a classic....... !!

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      Same Euan, with his blonde jokes .

      Good to see you here Ranald..

      Cheers,
      Marie
      Marie

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        Maybe i should dig out my "How to be a good Housewife" video and post it for all the new members...Maybe some of them could do with some enlightenment...:D
        Euan..

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          Oh reet Euan, lol hugs
          kellyd:redrose:

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            Tried very hard to restrain myself...:angelic:.....but failed :laugh2:


            Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
            A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

            Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
            A. Artificial intelligence.

            :redrose::redrose::tongue:

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