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*One day in the future, George Bush has a heart-attack
> and**dies. *
> *He immediately goes to hell,**where *
> *the devil is waiting for him.
> *
>
> *"I don't know what to do here,"*
> *says the devil. "You are on my
> list, but I have no room for you.
> You definitely have to stay here,
> so I'll tell you what I'm going to
> do. I've got a couple of folks here
> who weren't quite as bad as you.
> I'll let one of them go, but you
> have to take their place. I'll even
> let YOU decide who leaves."
>
> George thought that sounded
> pretty good, so the devil opened
> the door to the first room.
>
> In it was Ted Kennedy and a
> large pool of water. Ted kept
> diving in, and surfacing, empty
> handed. Over, and over, and
> over he dived in and surfaced
> with nothing. Such was his fate
> in hell.
>
> "No," George said. "I don't think
> so. I'm not a good swimmer, and
> I don't think I could do that all
> day long."
>
> The devil led him to the door of
> the next room.
>
> In it was Al Gore with a sledge-
> hammer and a room full of rocks.
> All he did was swing that hammer,
> time after time after time.
>
> "No, this is no good; I've got
> this problem with my shoulder.
> I would be in constant agony if
> all I could do was break rocks
> all day," commented George.
>
> The devil opened a third door.
> Through it, George saw Bill
> Clinton, lying on the bed, his
> arms tied over his head, and his
> legs restrained in a spread-eagle
> pose. Bent over him was Monica
> Lewinsky, doing what she does
> best.
>
> George looked at this in shocked
> disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah
> man, I can handle this."
>
> The devil smiled and said...........
> *
> ***(This is priceless...)*
>
>
>
>
> *"OK, Monica, you're free to go."*
>
> and**dies. *
> *He immediately goes to hell,**where *
> *the devil is waiting for him.
> *
>
> *"I don't know what to do here,"*
> *says the devil. "You are on my
> list, but I have no room for you.
> You definitely have to stay here,
> so I'll tell you what I'm going to
> do. I've got a couple of folks here
> who weren't quite as bad as you.
> I'll let one of them go, but you
> have to take their place. I'll even
> let YOU decide who leaves."
>
> George thought that sounded
> pretty good, so the devil opened
> the door to the first room.
>
> In it was Ted Kennedy and a
> large pool of water. Ted kept
> diving in, and surfacing, empty
> handed. Over, and over, and
> over he dived in and surfaced
> with nothing. Such was his fate
> in hell.
>
> "No," George said. "I don't think
> so. I'm not a good swimmer, and
> I don't think I could do that all
> day long."
>
> The devil led him to the door of
> the next room.
>
> In it was Al Gore with a sledge-
> hammer and a room full of rocks.
> All he did was swing that hammer,
> time after time after time.
>
> "No, this is no good; I've got
> this problem with my shoulder.
> I would be in constant agony if
> all I could do was break rocks
> all day," commented George.
>
> The devil opened a third door.
> Through it, George saw Bill
> Clinton, lying on the bed, his
> arms tied over his head, and his
> legs restrained in a spread-eagle
> pose. Bent over him was Monica
> Lewinsky, doing what she does
> best.
>
> George looked at this in shocked
> disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah
> man, I can handle this."
>
> The devil smiled and said...........
> *
> ***(This is priceless...)*
>
>
>
>
> *"OK, Monica, you're free to go."*
>
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