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Wife: Shall I prepare Curry or Soup today?
Husband... First make it, we will name it later
A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
Dear Google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting
A married man's prayer:
Dear God, You gave me childhood You took it away You gave me youth You took it away You gave me a wife... Its been years now just reminding You?
A man brings his best mate home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work: His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in...
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?"
Husband answers: "Because he's thinking of getting married!"
Employee: Sir, You are like a lion in the office! What about at home???
Boss... I am a lion at home too but there we have a lion tamer!!!
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant and as the food was served, the husband said: "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife... honey you say a prayer before eating at home
Husband... That's at home sweetheart here the chef knows how to cook.
Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me I am Married and already very Disturbed!"
Husband... First make it, we will name it later
A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
Dear Google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting
A married man's prayer:
Dear God, You gave me childhood You took it away You gave me youth You took it away You gave me a wife... Its been years now just reminding You?
A man brings his best mate home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work: His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in...
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?"
Husband answers: "Because he's thinking of getting married!"
Employee: Sir, You are like a lion in the office! What about at home???
Boss... I am a lion at home too but there we have a lion tamer!!!
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant and as the food was served, the husband said: "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife... honey you say a prayer before eating at home
Husband... That's at home sweetheart here the chef knows how to cook.
Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me I am Married and already very Disturbed!"