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This is one of those stories where the blondes WIN .
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting a while he yells at the waitress :
‘’Hey Sweetheart, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?”
The bar immediately falls silent.
In a deep, husky voice a big woman next to him says :
‘’Before you tell that joke,Cowboy, I think it’s only fair, given that you’re blind, that you should know 5 things.
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a big blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is also a blonde and a professional weightlifter, and
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
‘’Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell a blonde joke ?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters :
‘’Well, hell no! Not if I’m gonna have to explain it 5 times !!’’
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting a while he yells at the waitress :
‘’Hey Sweetheart, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?”
The bar immediately falls silent.
In a deep, husky voice a big woman next to him says :
‘’Before you tell that joke,Cowboy, I think it’s only fair, given that you’re blind, that you should know 5 things.
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a big blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is also a blonde and a professional weightlifter, and
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
‘’Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell a blonde joke ?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters :
‘’Well, hell no! Not if I’m gonna have to explain it 5 times !!’’