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As we are all aware the Scot has a fearsome reputation as a warrior, now science has discovered how Scots invented "Begatting" [of course any true decendant of that proud Celtic race would know that already..... "Obs being the son of two 'Falkirk Bairns' "
For the edification of those unlucky enough not to be of Celtic origin I shall append the details.
Quote: " In one of the more bizarre findings of the study, Dr Long said the Scots probably copulated from a sideways position with their bony jointed arms locked together - making them look more as if they were square dancing than having sex." :confused::confused:
"The only way it would have worked was if they were sitting side-by-side," he said.
"This enabled the males to manoeuvre their genital organs into the right position for mating."
Caution..................If a Scot asks to sit beside you....beware.....you may get a BIG surprise!!!! :eek::eek::eek:
Now read on;; http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-10-2...or-sex/5825594
:angelic::angelic::angelic::angelic:
This will help explain the massive spread of The "Scots Diaspora"
For the edification of those unlucky enough not to be of Celtic origin I shall append the details.
Quote: " In one of the more bizarre findings of the study, Dr Long said the Scots probably copulated from a sideways position with their bony jointed arms locked together - making them look more as if they were square dancing than having sex." :confused::confused:
"The only way it would have worked was if they were sitting side-by-side," he said.
"This enabled the males to manoeuvre their genital organs into the right position for mating."
Caution..................If a Scot asks to sit beside you....beware.....you may get a BIG surprise!!!! :eek::eek::eek:
Now read on;; http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-10-2...or-sex/5825594
:angelic::angelic::angelic::angelic:
This will help explain the massive spread of The "Scots Diaspora"
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